Poopstand
the act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.
-do not attempt this under any circ-mstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious sh-t could happen-
note: the only reported successful attempts have been by jay mcgorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, janelle parker and billy horton. both retell the story as, “we both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place”
i went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye i see under the side of the stall just some guys’ hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. i think he was doing a p–pstand.
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