pooptart


a pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.
i would like one corn p–ptart please.
a flagrant trollop who enjoys -n-l s-x.
monifa is such a p–p tart. she totally likes it in the -ss.
1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting p–p.
little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a p–ptart.
the remnants of a p–p taken in a toaster.
“aww man, who left a p–p tart in my new toaster??”
a flat piece of p–p with creme in the middle
mm p–p tarts
1. someone who feels sick for no reason. (a.k.a. p–ptart-tis)

2. someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. an insult.
1. person a: how are you?
person b: i’m not feelin so hot and idk why.
person a: you have p–ptart-tis.

2. person 1: watch ben, he’s about to do something really stupid!
person 2: ben is such a p–ptart!

3. don’t look at me like that, you little p–ptart!
1. see republicans. 2. a chocolate flavored pop tart that tastes like p–p.
veek is such a p–p tart. mmm p–p tartz

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