pooptote
an inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.
on the first day of school i went to my first period p.e., i -ssumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after cl-ss i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. p–ptote.
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