poor man’s bidet


when you’re taking a sh-t in a public restroom and the size, m-ss, or shape of the sh-t is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or -n-l area.

bidet
a small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and -n-l areas.
dan was using the restroom at dodgers stadium, and he dropped an -ss bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man’s bidet.

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