– somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
– someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. then realizes it is not out of date. ”oh dear, i have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!”
person 2: laughs ”you poor sausage.”
5 finger s-x. in other words masturbation. a long standing numbers joke, as fornicate sounds like it has the number 4 in it. i don’t have any plans, so i think i’m just going to stay at home and fivenicate all night.
- slimy bacon
when you have her spit all over your d-ck and you put it on a grittle she gave me such a slimy bacon last night
- pepper the plugs
a common condition in racing engines when there has been to much nitrous oxide, not enough enrichment fuel, to much ignition timing, to much boost, or any other tuning error resulting in small black dots (tiny pieces of melted piston) resembling pepper on the spark plugs. driver; “did we pepper the plugs?” crew chief; “yea, […]
- wine gl*ss shape
when a female has big br–sts but a flat -ss guy 1: d-mn she got some tig ‘ol bitties guy 2: but look from the back, she got a wine gl-ss shape guy 1: aww shucks mr.moseby, that’s a shame
- blue collar sugar daddy
buys you drinks at your local bar; can only afford cans of beer; you only see him at the bar my blue collar sugar daddy just bought me a miller lite in a can!