a man named chris that has swaloowed so much s*m*n his immune system becomes low & requires high strength probiotics
there goes poorly chris swallowing the d again when will he learn
- gutter plugger
*****please remove the gif from my posting someone who prefers initiating *n*l s*x over v*g*n*l intercourse for the pure purpose of seeing the recipient in pain and discomfort. he was well-known amongst his social circles as a gutter plugger because of his insatiable *n*l appet*te and desire for others discomfort. *****please remove the gif from […]
- real biker
someone who rides a honda msx125 grom omg there goes a real biker on a grom
- street spray
when a man releases an enourmous amount of *j*c*l*t* onto a public roadway (street) from his vehicle during car s*x in order to avoid getting s*m*n onto his precious cargo. since placidos wife said no to him blowing a load on her face, placido had no other choice but to street spray.
- rapid geisha
the strange gait that results when you have an urgent need to do no.2 and have to walk fast while keeping your b*tt cheeks clenched together. i ate spicy food for lunch, then had to rapid geisha to the bathroom.