Pootash
smelly top lip the smell that sticks with you for life!
when you wipe your finger up your -ss crack and then slid across your best pal/partner’s top lip for the laugh!!!! this is a poo tash…..they wont laugh but you’ll p-ss your self!!!
when you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone’s nose.
“hay sam, i just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is sh-te all day.”
when someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their -n-s, and happy slaps a ”bag-head jim” also known to be wiped inside the -n-s of a pigeon.
”see that homeless guy”
”yeah”
”im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash”
when someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn’t shave it off. normally on p-b-scent teen boys
“did you see that guy today lilly?”
“yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes”
facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces…
my gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from john’s sh-t (poo poo)?
err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!
safe!
a pre-p-b-rty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small b-m fluff hair grows on the upper lip.
never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.
“that boy has a pootash”
“ewwww, thats gross”
muppet tw-t loser p-ssy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter
you a f-cked up sweaty poohtash
up yours f-cking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash
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