an individual who touches his or her own *n*s while listening to “wide awake” by katy perry. generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own *n*s.
man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. i bet he’s a serious pooter toucher.
- cup holder in a tank
something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used. article 50 (brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.
- fidget spinner
the most expensive bull***t toy ever invented. with prices ranging from $7 to $400 also a cool car “amy your fidget spinner is awesome” “thanks your fidget spinner is cool too”
a plague of pubic crabs. she has a fenice that doctors can’t even get rid of.
- harry potter wand
magical, like the unicorns in the sky… harry potter wand is magical, i turned into a frog because of it.