pootiful


adj. the quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. the last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
guy#1 – “i’m tired of that b-tch. i mean she’s hot and everything. i’m just tired of her.”

guy#2 – “yeah but have you seen her sh-t? she’s pootiful!”

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