pootin’ blanks
when you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out…similar to the phrase shooting blanks.
john: “hey dave, where are you?”
dave: “on the can, about to take a huge slam!”
dave’s b-tt: “phhhhht”
john: “ha! you’re just pootin’ blanks!”
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