Pootonium


horrendous foul-smelling sh-t, often discovered after a curry or more often known as ‘beer sh-ts’. the smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.
dave: i wouldn’t go in there for a while, i just dropped my guts.

steve: smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

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