Pootron Bomb
a “silent, but deadly” fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill sbd, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. it’s ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary – and feared.
the likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans – especially when also taking nyquil.
the flatulence equivalent of a neutron bomb. also known as the defcon 4 of sbds.
felix: dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?
chester: yeah, that fat slob bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! that was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like -ss in there.
felix: d-mn, that’s a f-cking pootron bomb!
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