Pooty-Pant


when a man is to p-ssy to eat p-ssy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
person 1 “hey so did you eat out lafanda last night?”
person 2 “nah, that sh-ts scary.”
person 1 “your such a pooty-pant.”

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