pooty


pussssy
the thing between a womans legs that controls our lives. often called hey-na-nee-na-nee.
i slammed my junk into her pooty and launched some dna.
a cross between the terms “p-ssy” and “booty” to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives
guy 1: niiice look at that girl
guy 2: whooo i want that pooty!
guy1: wow chill out there buddy. you’re b-lls dropped like yesterday
when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time
guy one: “man, i really have the pooties right now”
guy two: “yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad”
the area of skin in between a woman’s p-ssy and booty.

the female synonym for chode.
ex 1:
guy: hey girl… how that pooty smell??

girl: smell good!

ex 2:
guy: hey girl… how that pooty smell?

girl: smell bad 🙁

a word for computers.

like puter/pootie.
oh, just y’know, playing with the pooties.
having pointy b–bs.
ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i’ve ever seen.

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