poowank
when you use a t-rd as a masturbation device. specifically, you rub your p-n-s back and forwards inside a piece of sh-t.
alternatively, f-cking a black girl (or guy, but only if you’re the giver). this is a racist extention of the above definition.
person 1: “i poow-nked last night.”
person 2: “you took a dump and stuck your c-ck in it?”
person 1: “nah, i f-cked a black girl.”
3 more definitions
for a male to m-st-rb-t- whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he’s used the toilet for a poo.
person a: i had a poo w-nk last night.
person b: i don’t understand why you’d want to do it?
person a: well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so i thought i might as well.
the w-nking of poo usaully exercised by h-m-s-xuals or people with serious mentall r-t-rdations
hey look at that r-t-rd having a poo-w-nk
paul shears does this. its when you sh-t and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm
“h-llo” says paul shears, “i just poow-nked at fletcher’s house”
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