Poozer

a word green lantern kilowog used to describe
a people from time to time.
kind of like “jack–ss” or “putz”

native of bolovax vik, kilowogs home planet.
hal jordan: “i don’t like that guy gardner punk. he’s got a real sh-tty att-tude.”

kilowog: “yeah, he’s a real poozer.”

guy gardner: ” hey, what are guys talking about ?”

hal jordan: “mmm….nothing.”

kilowog: ” definitely not talking about you being a poozer or anything.”

hal jordan: ” hey, i got and idea. why don’t you go hang out with your buddy, g’nort ?, rember how cool he is ?”

guy gardner: “i f-cking hate you guys.”
: p-ssy–ss loser, ( a word used by kilowog, a drill instructor for the green lantern corp, to “encourage” recruits ).
kilowog at “the club” in lodi: “blast me, this g-d-forsaken town is full of poozers”.
poozer (n): someone who dresses cliche, acts sleazy, and acts like a total tool.
poozer (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
poozin’ (v) acting like a total poozer.
male poozers can be seen sporting (but is not limited to) the following things: ecko, famous, timberland, or tapout brand clothing; b-tton up shirts with flames/dragons on them; mysp-ce/facebook pictures containing them with no shirt on, flexing as if they are about to p–p their pants; tattoos containing their name, chinese/tribal symbols, dragons, or the famous logo; typically text/type “lyk3 dyss 2 imprezs tha l@d!ez”; they’re mysp-ce is pimped out with lil’ wayne quotes & music; have an uncanny ability to try to talk you into “s3ndyn dem sum pixx”.

female poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in facebook/mysp-ce pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type “lyk3 dys”; use the term “lol” after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like “#1 diva 4 lyf3”, “betta 0ff witout hym”, etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the cl-ssic “roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my b-tt look bigger” method of attracting other poozers; wear aeropostale polos/jeans with b-tterflies imprinted on them; set their mysp-ce name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-sammy suicide, or dianne disaster; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a “hippie”; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: b-tterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.
something smelly or unpleasant, especially when regarding excrement.
“my guinea pig stinks so much, i have to change his cage 5 times a week!”

“wow, what a poozer.”
a drippy, frumpy–ss loser. usually seen in ironic t-shirts (i.e. “take me drunk i’m home”), psorasis, and acne.
the guys playing magic cards at that table over there are a bunch of poozers.
an -sshole (the literal sense of the word as in the -n-l opening)
i have an itchy poozer.