Pop ’ems


a delicious, glazed, doughnut-hole snack treat manufactured by the entenmann’s company. also available in powdered.
upon the realization that no one will allow a middle-aged, comic book reading, stoner freak who lives in his parents bas-m-nt as the franchise manager to the leading bacon, marshmallow, and cheese milkshake manufacturing company run by large breasted asian prost-tutes in the standard issue uniform of wet t-shirts, g-strings, and stiletto heels, i crumbled into a metaphorical coc–n of unceasing apathy and soul crushing defeat as i watched my bootleg dvd of krull, wept, and fantasized, once more, about taking a nail gun and going to town on the patrons of the local blimpies…and eating pop ’ems!
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when a guy gets a b-n-r very quickly. it’s not a full b-n-r, just a quick partially hard one.
me: dude when our teacher ms. bag walked in i got a pop em’
eddy: nice one man! i did too!

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