pop quiz
when a guy is sitting in school, not thinking of anything s-xual, and you get an erection for no apparent reason.
teacher: “tyler, could you come to the board and finish this math problem?”
tyler: “oh sh-t, i’ve got a pop quiz too…”
2 more definitions
something your teacher gives you, without telling you.
teacher: all right you guys take out your pencils and pens time for a pop quiz
student: a pop quiz, oh no, i didn’t study. well, i’ll just copy off the nerd’s paper, then.
see also: panic attacks
you will fail the pop quiz.
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