popertunity


a word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a cl-ss who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
physics teacher: -claps hands- “time for a popertunity”
student: “screw you mr. elbaz”
physics teacher: “what was that?”
student: “nothing..”

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