popov
it is the worst vodka ever
i drank popov last night and i died
1. the drink of the gods.
2. a delicious vodka that is often consumed in large amounts by highschool and college students due to its great price.
3. a cheap vodka that is sold as cheap as 12.99 for a 1.75
4. favorite beverage of the mhs cl-ss of 2006.
freind1- i can’t wait until this weekend, i’m gunna slay so many hoodrats.
friend2- werd me too, but first need to go to c-sse liquors and get some popov
popov is vodka that you only drink if you cant afford sh-t else. it tastes like rubbing alcohol. popov is sick as h-ll. it tastes less sh-tty with apple juice
all we had was 8 bucks, so we had to get popov, it was nasty as h-ll but once we mixed it with apple juice, it wasnt so bad.
popovs is the devil’s s-m-n
last night we bought popovs and i drank the whole bottle; i ended up killing two pregnant woman and raping my grandmother and i dont remember any of it.
the preferred beverage for solo pract-tioners and other low-life lawyers who can’t afford sh-t else.
i was walking past a law office yesterday morning when a solo pract-tioner leaned out of his window and shouted obscenities at me; bottle of popov clenched in hand and cheap tie waving in the wind. pathetic what’s happened to the “profession” of law these days.
an attractive person who’s confusing in that sometimes they seem adorable and sometimes they look much older than they are
1- what the h-ll, you said she was a crazy hot older chick, she’s freakin 14
2- i swear last night she looked–
1- eh she’s still pretty d-mn cute, h-ll i’m goin for it
2- be careful, she’s a popov, ultimate jailbait
1-absolutely
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