Popspeak


the language of pop culture. usually annoying and quick to die in nature.
teenager #1: bro, you just got owned!
teenager #2: totally raped!
me: i’m not sure how getting hit by a tennis ball is anything like being someone’s possession or the terror of forced s-x.
my friend: can’t get to angry at the youngsters, they’re immersed in popspeak.

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