Poptart Ninja


someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ gl-ss etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

this is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
joe: man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. total poptart ninja! mlia!

pete: no. your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.

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