porcelain throne


a fancy term for a toilet.
i had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
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comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. another phrase used is porcelain gods.
she’s still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. or, praying to the porcelain gods.

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