Porch Day
porch day originally occurred on may 24, 2009, when lil stew13 of bungie.net’s off-topic forum, the flood, posted a thread:
headline: a dog showed up on my porch; what do i do?
body: i can’t keep it because my family has too many dogs. it is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. i’ve been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. what else should i do? n-body has came looking for it yet.
the flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. on may 24th, the flood forum was filled with porch related threads. this resulted in dozens of bans, and a new flood holiday: porch day.
member of bungie.net: hey guys remember porch day?
moderators: banbanbanbanban
an outdoor friday afternoon gathering to celebrate what is best about america, the world, and life.
we threw a porch day today. it involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.
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