Porch Dyke


a lesbian with absolutely no social life. which is why she is a lesbian in the first place. she stays home i.e. the “porch” and dyk-‘s herself out to whoever comes over.
rachel: “hey where’s dani?”
megan: “what? you know that porch dyk- doesn’t hang out with us anymore.”
rachel: “oh yeah.”

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