porch whore
it’s the type of wh-r- that’s fully committed to the wh-r- lifestyle, yet can not reap the benefits of being a full blown wh-r- because this wh-r- is not a go-getter. they sell themselves from the porch because they are afraid of risk or anything or they just don’t see that they miss out because they’re comfortable from the porch. porch wh-r- needs to ask themwh-r-self: ” is it worth being a full blown wh-r- if i don’t reap the full wh-r- benefits?”
patrick: “look! it’s a wh-r-! do you think i will get laid?”
george: ” idk, man. the chances are fifty-fifty, because it’s a porch wh-r- .”
patrick: ” that whole should take the bull by the whorns.”
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