Porchies


when consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.
it’s a beautiful night out, but sh-t we ain’t got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. this calls for porchies!
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a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey
-j.c’s uncle
-biz markie

“porchy, get back to work!!”
“sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na”
“…ya boy, u pick that cotton… mmmmmmmm”

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