porgon


1. grey-furred neko who doesn’t give a sh-t about anything, and has a tendency to become possessed by a certain evil b-st-rd called oni.

2. inventor of many a device.

3. magic player extraordinnaire.
1. ‘dear good f-ck his eyes are glowing!!!’

2. thief ‘a hovercar? heh, i’ll steal it’
hovercar: -zap-
thief: o_o -falls down and curls up in a fetal position- i love you… you love me…

3. ‘one of the best gravepact decks i’ve ever seen.’

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