Pork Fanny


used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it’s resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork).
did you hear that stacy got arrested in kfc for sticking a chicken drummer up her pork f-nny.

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