a porkchop version of a chicken nugget
my mom made pork nuggets dude
barandon is not a misspelled name of brandon trust me. barandon is usually hated and gets kicked out of playstation parties and blocked. barandon walks in the bar, he asks for a drink, he is then shot because he is so cool.
s-xy greek god who was talented af oh i wish i was neham
when you eat a cheesy 5 layer beef burrito from taco bell, give your boyfriend head, and then vomit the burrito back up on him because you have a poor gag reflex. you then comment, ” i think i got sick” in your best forest gump voice. i had too much to drink and accidently […]
- d*ck doily
a piece of toilet paper used to keep one’s d-ck from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a sh-t. john is afraid of catching vd from public toilets. when he has to sh-t in one, he puts a d-ck doily on the front of the seat to protect his p-n-s.
someone who neufs man did you see chris neuf? what a neuffer.