Pork Scotch’s Cone
a cone wrongly stolen by pork scotch that he once used to keep a sp-ce for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he’s a security guard (even more important than sh-t stained schumachers you know). because he had no right to do it, i moved it so that a car would park there. when he got back the look of shock on the ugly b-st-rds face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. with a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. he works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a maltby lorry. in the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. looks like he’ll never see his cone again. poor porky!
swytheerbridge: whats that orange thing on the back of the maltby lorry?
monk and dad: that’s pork scotch’s cone.
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