porkchop patrol


the local police squad. generally a fine group of people you f-cking hate until your -ss gets robbed.
citizen:
the porkchop patrol is always sweating a m-th-f-cka.

porkchop patrol:
sir is the your bag of crack i found
in your -ss?

citizen:
no.

porkchop patrol:
then whose is it?

citizen:
it aint mine

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