porn hog
someone who does not want to share the names of the p-rn websites they use.
gilberto dont be such a p-rn hog
definition 1: originally used to describe someone who hogs shared p-rnographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use m-ssive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view p-rn.
definition 2: someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to p-rn. it may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
person 1: -knock knock- “hey gary, where’s that hustler?”
gary: “gimme like 5 minutes!”
person 1 mutters: “what a p-rn hog….”
larry: “wtf? why won’t facebook load?”
barry: “i dunno, terry’s been in his room with the door shut all day though. he’s probably p-rn hogging it…”
larry: “son of a b-tch.”
person 1: “what in the world is that noise?”
-squeals, grunts, oinks-
person 1: “i gotta get out of this f-ckhole.”
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