porn logic


a situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a s-xual intercourse with a total stranger. p-rn logic means that if anything can lead to a s-xual act, it will.
the doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. according to p-rn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn’t order a pizza.

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