porn mooch
1) n. an individual who acquires and uses another’s account for commercial p-rn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.
2) n. an individual who refuses to pay for p-rn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a p-rn storm. the search of good p-rn using this method can often result in succ-mbing to a p-rn vortex.
matt is such a p-rn mooch! i gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my p-ssword!
every time you p-ss by eric’s computer, there’s a p-rn storm. he’s such a p-rn mooch! why doesn’t he just pay for the stuff?
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