Porn Rock


popular music of the early 2000s that lacks the creativity of s-xual innuendo and uses blatant s-xual verbage. this music is commonly offensive to females yet can be flattering to women with “daddy issues”. bands in this category include, but are not limited to: nickelback, theory of a deadman, saving able, and buckcherry.
“this chick says she loves p-rn rock. she’s totally gonna put out tonight.”

“you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth.” – nickelback – something in your mouth

“i’m so addicted to
all the things you do when you’re going down on me in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breath you take it’s not like anything when you’re loving me” – saving able – addicted
1. literally any music that tipper gore and her pmrc cronies were willing to attack.

2. rock music of any kind that is extremely s-xually explicit in nature. some bands (such as erocktica and w-nk punter – the latter being made up of people actually involved in the p-rn business) are deliberately into creating p-rn rock as a thematical style.
tipper gore’s p-rn rock examples range from prince to the dead kennedys to 2 live crew to venom. self-consciously “p-rn rock” p-rn rockers range from p-rnogrind bands like c-ck & ball torture to the aforementioned erocktica and w-nk punter (the latter of whom utilize an apparently comical and diverse delivery a la spinal tap). lords of acid and peaches (despite her post-rock electroclash approach) would probably also be good examples.

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