Porn Star Shower
—noun. p-rn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er
comparable to the term “mexican shower,” a p-rn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or frebreeze in place of an actual shower. however, unlike the mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day’s work, the p-rn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after s-x when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.
—related forms
p-rn star show·er·ing, verb
p-rn star show·er·like, adjective
male: ‘babe, we don’t have time. i have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and i still haven’t showered.’
female: ‘just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a p-rn star shower afterwards.’
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