Porncierge


noun: a close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the p-rn from your computer as well as remove any p-rnographic material from your household in the event of your death.
hey pete, i have a lot of p-rn on my computer and in my bedroom. i’m going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. i was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my p-rncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.

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