Pornocchio
when your mom walks into to you jacking off and you try to lie about it
mom: what the f-ck are you doing?
billy: it’s a virus! i didn’t click on anything!
mom: f-cking p-rnocchio
#p-rn
a person who embellishes their s-xcapades to sound cooler.
guy 1: “did tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?”
guy 2: “yeah right dude, he’s such a p-rnocchio. she told me nothing happened.”
#liar #loser #s-x #cheater #hot girls
a person who embellishes their s-xcapades to sound cooler.
guy 1: “did tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?”
guy 2: “yeah right dude, he’s such a p-rnocchio. she told me nothing happened.”
#liar #s-x #hooking up #chicks #dudes #getting laid
(1) a magical marionette with severe psychosocial and ident-ty issues, whose p-n-s grows when he lies. (2) a popular song on the bad m-ffins’ self-t-tled debut alb-m. (3) a s-xy italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with rohypnol.
my childhood toy, p-rnocchio, “taught me the meaning of christmas”, if you know what i mean.
#p-rnochio #p-rnochhio #p-rnocio #pinocchio #pinochhio #the bad m-ffins #bad m-ffins #cappucino
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