Pornstincts


1. an adapted cognitive perception that every situation may lead to a reality-amateur p-rn scene.
2. a cognitive disability caused by watching too much first-person/pov reality and amateur-styled p-rn, with too much emphasis placed on plot-development and the subtle s-xual innuedos of common, everyday vernacular
3. a portmanteau word, combining “p-rnography” + “instincts”
1. she said she needed “help lifting office supplies, in the back.” my instincts said, “run!” my p-rnstincts said, “i brought the white-out.”

2. she asked me to fix her sink, my “p-rnstincts” told me to unzip my pants.

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