porpoising walrus
a suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
the original: “closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus.” — charlie leduff, detroit news, 28 january 2009
laurel fortuner, 1992 bulwer-lytton fiction contest winner: “. . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . .”
excellent porpoising walrus, ms. fortuner!
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