Porridgeotamus
a porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of const-tution, flavour, taste or ownership.
man: hey, did you see my raw totellini
other man: yeah, but it was devoured by that wild porridgeotamus over there
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