Portal Potty


when a man and a woman are having p-ssionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites’ genital area. said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.
bieber fan #1: i haven’t heard from justin and selena lately.
bieber fan #2: haven’t you heard? they created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal zimbabwean village!
bieber fan #1: sigh, i wish that was me.

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