Portland Snorkel
giving a snorkel(sucking ones b-lls while jerking the c-ck so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
i was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a portland snorkel and i nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
verb. when a girl is sucking on your b-lls and the shaft of your p-n-s looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. if the girl is wearing gl-sses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. hence “portland”, because all the hot girls wear gl-sses.
ed told me he got a portland snorkel for sarah last night in the library. what a wh-r-.
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