Portland Snowstorm


when you are reverse t-tty-f-cking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. not to be confused with the new england snowstorm
she still has powder in her eyes because i totally gave her the ‘ol portland snowstorm last night

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