Portland Sticky Rice
a s-xual act originating in portland oregon. while having -n-l s-x until you c-m inside the -ss and you wait for a couple minutes until it feels a little bit dry then you pull it out so it looks like a sticky cream or glue aka sticky rice and ask your partner to clean it from your p-n-s.
although broken up susan and richie had portland sticky rice one last time before officially parting ways.
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