Portmore


to be totally whipped by your feminist girlfriend who thinks she goes to an ivy league school but actually doesn’t.
dave: can’t go out tonight, gotta stay home with my girl and listen to operas.

dave’s bros: come on dude, she’s totally got you totally whipped. you’re a complete portmore now.

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