Portugese Gas Pedal
when one is having s-x in the missionary position and then, right before you -j-c-l-t-, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner’s v-g-n- repeatedly. while stomping, you sp-nk all over her br–sts and face. this is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.
my girlfriend was being a b-tch last night at dinner, so i gave her a portugese gas pedal as a punishment. that’ll teach her!
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