Portugese Omlet


gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a sm-th-ring it in sh-t and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could “tonuge punch the fart box” with it.
man1……..my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i’d rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

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