Portuguese Bastard


a male of portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a b-st-rd. they also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. they also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.
that portuguese b-st-rd just bought a child’s ticket for a movie even though he is 18. wow what a portuguese b-st-rd.

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